Completely Deplorable

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Completely DeplorableWith a love of fast food, he fuels up on McDonald's and diet cokes and at 6'3" he has a hefty appetite and his farts are deplorable enough to fill this can with liberal's tears!

she has a sweet tooth for cheesecake and never misses her gummy vitamins

This reality star beauty loves her fast food: pizza

Hot Cheetos are this former Disney Channel star's favorite thing to snack on and tacos are always on the menu considering her Texan roots

which makes her bottom burps one of the most putrid

burgers and constantly snacks on peanut butter

fruity and as yummy as he is

She also has the fanciest smelling farts out there

You will find her fluffer-doodles bold

So indulge and breathe him in

which all combine to one vile air biscuit

nostril-searing farts you will definitely know what he's cooking

This pop star likes to keep it healthy but she's a sucker for comfort food like chicken tenders

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