Gleemax (Alternate Foil) [Unhinged] Portal

Gleemax (Alternate Foil) [Unhinged] PortalSet: Unhinged Type: Legendary Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {1000000} You choose all targets for all spells and abilities. Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien brain in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help

Set: Guildpact Type: Creature — Elephant Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W}{W} Whenever an opponent casts a spell

"Here sprouted the first seedling of Argoth

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2014 Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green

Skybridges from across Kylem converge at the grand stadium of Valor's Reach

Deep within the Cabal's vault

an' a—" "If you don't shut up

Set: Homelands Type: World Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B}{B} At the beginning of your upkeep

"If one's life is blessed

Set: Eternal Masters Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{G} Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less

even the lightest footstep can bring it to the surface

" hissed Mirri

Set: Urza's Saga Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {R} Search your library for a card